this guy plays every instrument

He’s simply called goot

My perfect home

So, what if you had an immense and expendable income to build your dream home?  What certain characteristics would this home have.  Well, i’ve thought about it and here is my list. 1.  A warner bros. type door that when opened has another door, then another, then another, until you reach a brick wall with a sign nailed to it that says acme 2.  A bathroom mirror that compliments and encourages me to go out and be the best i can be3.  A room whose floor is a trampoline and walls that are made of velcro4.  A band of ninjas that attack me randomly once a day…and let me win5.  monkeys (who wouldn’t want monkeys?)6.  A stocked bar with an old irish bartender who tells jokes7.  A town crier instead of a door bell who rings a large bell and yells who’s at the door8.  A room that gets smaller and smaller to make you feel a little like Alice9.  A hidden passageway from the conservatory to the lounge10.  A rec room whose entrance is and old-timey outhouse somewhere on the propertyMore ideas i’m sure are to come.  What would be in your perfect house? 

Body Image

You know, for a long time now, women have been subject to impossible physical standards placed by magazines, tv, movies, models, and musicians. Men have definitelt been given the long end of the stick in that department….untl recently. Currently, there is s rise in standard in the male realm. We are now being given a image to become ad it is almost impossible without expendable wealth, personal trainers, style consultants, personal chefs, etc…
I am in no way saying that it is even. Women definitely take the brunt of the status, standard abuse. You must admit though, it is becoming harder and harder for men t look right, wear the right clothes, and so on. Currently, what was once considered feminine and gay is now almost required in order to even get the attention of a woman. When did being a man become so unattractve?
I, personally, don’t want to make the change. There is a difference between showering and knowing how to not look like you were attacked by a dog and popping your collar and getting your arms waxed. Women, I emplore you, don’t forget that there are me out there. We are strong, smart, sweet and good for you. Not wearing pink should never be a deal breaker.

Oh Yeah?

Remember when you were young and you and another hard headed classmate were fighting over something insane ridiculous? It was always a question to which both of you never really had an answer and yet, you fought as if you wouldn’t be able to procreate if proven wrong. “No! There is no way that peanut butter is as good as jelly! That is a fact!” Then, the culmination was always, ” Oh yeah? Well, my dad could beat up your dad!”

Discussion over. Wins every time.

You’d think that as we got older, we would learn to accept opinions, dmit when were wrong, or at least not resort to saying things like your a poopie head to end our dilemmas. Wouldnt you? Well, unfortunately, it has only gotten worse with us. Our opinions are facts that need not be resourced, and if they are resourced, it is only from one side and never taking into account the reality of circumstance, status or personal tastes.

Prince is the greatest musician of all time and I prove it by referring to his catalogue of music, dancing ability, fame, etc… But, what if someone just flat out doesn’t like him or can reference a period in which he fell off and stopped creating good music. As valid as their point and opinion may be, I could never look at those references. Plus, my dad can beat up your dad!

HELLHOLE!

Have you seen “This is Spinal Tap”? If not, crawl out from under your proverbial rock and buy it. It will be one of the best purchases you ever make.

If you have seen it, then you must see “The Return of Spinal Tap”. It is not a sequel, but a concert with small updates of what the band has been up to since last seen. I is full of great music, hilarious lyrics, full versions of songs only partially heard in the movie, devilishly clever insights from the band and crew, and of course…STONEHENGE.

If ever a band went to 11 it is SPINAL TAP. Get all that you can.