My perfect home

So, what if you had an immense and expendable income to build your dream home?  What certain characteristics would this home have.  Well, i’ve thought about it and here is my list. 1.  A warner bros. type door that when opened has another door, then another, then another, until you reach a brick wall with a sign nailed to it that says acme 2.  A bathroom mirror that compliments and encourages me to go out and be the best i can be3.  A room whose floor is a trampoline and walls that are made of velcro4.  A band of ninjas that attack me randomly once a day…and let me win5.  monkeys (who wouldn’t want monkeys?)6.  A stocked bar with an old irish bartender who tells jokes7.  A town crier instead of a door bell who rings a large bell and yells who’s at the door8.  A room that gets smaller and smaller to make you feel a little like Alice9.  A hidden passageway from the conservatory to the lounge10.  A rec room whose entrance is and old-timey outhouse somewhere on the propertyMore ideas i’m sure are to come.  What would be in your perfect house?