Did you ever notice that often, girls don’t ask for things? What i mean is…well…i’ll give you an example. Here is a typical random conversation that might occur…
(I am eating an eggplant parm from a nearby deli)
Her: Hey. Whatcha eatin’?
Me: Eggplant parm.
Her: Where’d you get it? It looks good.
Me: Deli up the street.
Her: I’ve never eaten there before.
Me: No?
Her: Haven’t had eggplant parm in years either
Me: Uh huh.
Her: And that looks really god…
JUST FRICKIN ASK FOR A FRICKIN BITE AND STOP IMPLYING THAT YOU WANT ONE SO THAT I AM FORCED TO OFFER IT! I mean that is just manipulation at it’s worst, because if you didn’t do that, i wouldn’t have offered it to you. When i buy a sandwhich, i buy it with the intent of eating it. So, unless i am full, feeling generous, or just plain old think it tastes like crap, ask me for a bite. I am not going to offer.
